Give Peace a chance

In the tradition of things that the Hallmark/Expressions/Archies-ruled times have brought about, apparently, tomorrow is World Peace Day.

On this momentous occassion, I have a few suggestions to bring some (peace) about:

• Take an appointment with George W Bush and pour your guts out about everyone from the bully at school to your friendly neighborhood MLA. The more the people who know about them, the more likely that damn bully will finally get to pay for messing with you.
• Write a 1000 word article about your path breaking discovery on anti-dandruff shampoo being a potent biological weapon and get it published in the NY Times. This would create a furore and lead to the US immigration officials arresting anyone with more than 21666 hair on their head as a potential terrorist.
• Use your Visa card to buy all the doves in Rajasthan and set them free in a widely covered symbolic event. This would showcase the cultural heritage of India AND show them buggers at MasterCard a thing or two.
• Write and release another book on Lady Diana, and how you witnessed a torrid affair between her and LK Advani. This would deflect all media attention, and nobody would care about boring, mundane things like wars and weapons anymore.

Do add any ideas/strategies you can think of...